Backwards: Story of Saruman

There was a wizard who could always know where he was, even if the place was completely unknown. He always knew his way to safety and to home, and he was the best advisor of the universe. He always travelled the world, touristing the planes and valleys of galaxies, and throughout his first two years of life he had met everybody who ever existed³⁵. He was friends with everybody of the tribe of God, and all creatures admired him and loved him, seeking his wisdom often when they needed help.
He was very desired in a group that gathered for the common purpose of building a fort inside the United States of the Witches. He had been proclaimed the main wizard by the witches of the Union³⁶, and his contribution in the cause was very valuable. Aragorn was very glad that Saruman wanted to join his team to establish a stronghold which would win in the war against the new barbarians who waged it upon universe.
'With you, we will surely meet our aims,' he said to Saruman. 'I am confident more than ever in our success, especially now that I know how much knowledge you possess of our enemies and their plans.'
'Yes, they are not going to remain strong for long. And our time travel will mark the date of the downfall of their power. Still, they will obstacle us and they will want to fight us. They are stubborn, they are slaves to their universe's master, and as long as he drives them against us, they will oppose us aggressively.'
'Let us not waste anymore time,' said Boromir. 'Let's travel already.'
Nine of them there were, Aragorn, Boromir, Kni, Saruman, Galadriel, Kubla Khan, Bill of Texas, Eowyn, and Joan. They did not take any rides with them and chose to journey on foot. They transported themselves to the time period of one week before the Rivendell meeting, and to the territory of Greece. From there, they quickly realised their plan to reach Luisiana by a ship, which sailed on the waters of the Mississipi river³⁷.
'Plateau is not fully deserted, as it appears,' said Aragorn. 'I'm sure my wife's troop will also notice that. Enemies are inside it, but they seem not to know about our movement to this dimension. They always are surprised.'
'I'm certain that they suspect our attack inside that field,' said Kni.
'It is more than that,' said Saruman. 'They are looking for weaponry and treasure objects inside Plateau. That's why we met so many on our way already. They actually are intending to steal all valuables from all reachable dimensions. That's why we should also remember to secure the gates to Wonderland and the shelters inside it. Our children must remain safe.'
They sailed for three days, until they reached the port of New Orleans³⁸. Upon their embarkment, their eyes where met with a sight of a group of gloomy individuals, who watched their arrival with tension.
'Vampires,' said Bill. 'I know many of them already possess vampirical skills. They are here already.'
'I don't see any living person here of Godly inclination,' said Saruman. 'So surely they had already moved to the Woods, the people of the Union. And all that's left are our enemies.'
'Yes, but they seem in heavy moods, and not very eager for fighting,' said Joan. 'So let's pass along them and perhaps we'll avoid any meetings.'
They were truely not approached by anybody as they entered the streets of the city.
'I expect you've noticed that they seem strangely weak, the creatures that we see on our way,' said Saruman. 'I believe a disease is upon them.'
'The witches of this town must have casted many protective spells against them,' said Aragorn. 'I have seen that many of them are bleeding, and that they find it hard to move. This is an optimistic view.'
They reached a street where a pub³⁹ was located, and entered it. The bar was open, and the bartender had a familiar face.
'Luis, so you are here,' said Aragorn. 'You were not going to Rivendell, or are you?'
'No, I am here to ensure that the gates into the Woods dimension are secure from the barbarians,' answered the blonde man. 'Everybody have moved there in the last week, and I am one of the guardians of the passageways. We are very happy in the Woods, and our countries have grown in riches and beauty.'
'This is great news. We actually want to settle down here, and it is good that we find you already in Plateau. We will establish a garrison in the main castle⁴⁰, and connect it with the Woods dimension,' said Boromir.
'I will take you into the Woods, so you can visit the castle from there. It is entirely devoid of any bandits, all our space in this dimension is perfectly peaceful. That's why I guard the gates in Plateau, and not only in Muse,' answered Luis.
They all followed him into the backroom, where Luis showed them the silver orb which was a door into the Woods. They used it without hesitation and found themselves surrounded by most wonderful air of freshness that they had ever encountered.
'The Woods gained upon our move,' said Luis. 'They have become very powerful in the spells of nature, and our magic thrives in here. And everybody regained all of their health, and the entire dimension has grown strong against the enemies of God.'
'Then we shall visit the castle and build our defences inside there, and gather people of the world to join us. But we should also construct a network of roads between the garrisons and the dimensions,' said Kni.
'Go ahead and do what you came here for,' replied Luis. 'I will remain in this area, and will guard the doors.'
And so they all entered the castle of New Orleans. It was most superb inside the dimension of Woods, and in its cellars they discovered a large arsenal of various weaponry. It took them three more days to establish a garrison and functionalize smitheries for further weapon construction, and at the end of the last day they were joined by multiple people who arrived to settle down in the castle. They organised the road network and established gates inside the castle walls in many different places. Soon they were fully ready for war, and the soldiers of Alamo and Rivendell were happy to hear that. Two days after the meeting in Rivendell, they received the news from Sauron and her friends. The information about the situation at Mordor and the necessary actions which had to be taken reached them without their suprise. Quickly they gathered troops from all three garrisons and marched through the gate straight into the capital of Tataria to meet their enemies.