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Pubs were most important buildings inside New Orleans and the whole Luisiana. They were signs of culture, and demanded frequent visits from all residents. All art and all entertainment happened inside pubs. All businesses were established in the interiors of pubs, and all gazettes were colported there too. Pubs of Luisiana were all charmed up to be completely safe from criminals and all intruders, and they all were equipped in hotel rooms for the guests to use. All pubs of Luisiana were blessed by popes of all religions for the amazing contribution that they made into the social lives of people and artistic development of the world. If you wanted to meet anybody, you simply had to go to any of the pubs inside Luisiana and wait there for an hour – because the pubs had a will of their own and dragged people from many different corners, and even from their own beds, into their interiors, and should a necessity of a meeting occur, they were capable of finding anybody in all the galaxies and bringing them to the people that were looking for them. All pubs were guided by one spirit which represented their network and the spirit knew all the news of everyday life of Luisiana and had all the knowledge of the magic of that country, so should one have wanted tips on magical matters, the spirit of the pubs was a polite helper.